Aubrey: (pointing the soda my niece has brought for us to share) Mom, you should drink that stuff. That stuff is bad for your body.
The next morning, soda still sitting on the table
Aubrey: Mom. this stuff is bad for your body. You shouldn't drink it.
Me: You are right, Aubrey. It is bad.
Aubrey: Yeah. You can drink either milk or water. Milk comes from the cows and water comes from the sink.....Or should I say, from the water tower?