A Missed Moment and a Roller

This week I had meetings out of town on Wednesday and Thursday. It also happened to be the only two days of the month that my mom was going to be out of town. So I was seriously worried about what I was going to do with Aubrey. But luckily, a friend's mom was willing to watch her - so Aubrey went out of town on a trip with me and spent the days playing with alpacas and getting smiled at while I was in meetings.

When I dropped Aubrey off the first morning I told her new babysitter,

She's pretty content to play on the floor for a while
Oh yeah, she rolls around and stuff?
Well, no. She's only rolled over when she's really angry, but she'll play on the floor anyway.

Then, when I went to pick her up that night she was laying on the floor on her belly.

Oh, she must have rolled over while I was getting the door for you. That's the third time she's done that today!

So - Aubrey is officially rolling! I of course took a video:

A Family Favorite

A Series of Text Messages Between Coworkers

A lady just walked into the backroom, dropped her pants and peed. It's gonna be a great weekend.
hahahaha...i just burst out laughing
was she drunk?
idk. saw the puddle then watched it on video
she literally dropped her pants to her ankles and made a huge puddle. And then stepped in it on her way out.
thats crazy i had a guy shit in my backroom once
haha. we really have the best customers
i had someone roll shit out of their pants in bread area
haha thats classic
i had a drunk guy lay on my checklane and try to take a nap til I had to escort him out.
love it!
i had some write "fuck you" in feces on one side of a stall and then paint the other side with crap