On Martin experiencing edemame for the first time:
Martin: (ripping the shell to shreds trying to chew the entire shell) These peas are really over-ripe.
Aubrey in regards to not being allowed to watch Diego (or really anytime she doesn't get what she wants)
Aubrey: I'm just a little bit sad.
When we're saying our prayers at night and praying for everyone we know.
Aubrey: And Mimi and Papa. And Uncle Gabe.....And and and Uncle G.
Me: And who else?
Aubrey: (clearly ignoring me) Say who else!!!
Me: Who else?