Coworker: Yeah. I actually had it with my dinner last night and it was really good.
Me: I just really wish it wasn't organic.
Coworker: Why? Who cares?
Me: I don't believe in organic products.
Coworker: Well, I don't specifically shop for organic but I don't have a problem buying it.
Me: You don't understand. In the circles I run in, I can't have organic products in my pantry.
Coworker: Well.....maybe just pour it in a bowl before people come over.
Consider this my public disclaimer when you find organic salsa in my cupboard. It's delicious, not because it's organic, because the recipe is fantastic.