*Conversation from a few weeks ago, during a power outage, after an ice storm*
Martin: I bet there won't even be school tomorrow.
Me: Hmm. Well.....I'm not a teacher and my kids aren't in school so that's really the last thing I care about right now.
Martin: I just get so excited thinking that SOMEONE is getting a snow day! Even if its not me.
Me: Ha! You are a much better person than I.....Wait. It's Christmas vacation. There is no school tomorrow anyway.
Martin: Oh man! Those kids are really getting screwed.