Conversation held during our nightly toothbrushing ritual...
Martin: So anyways, I went into the bathroom at the Nice and Easy today cause I really had to go. I look under the first stall.....pair of shoes. I look under the second stall.....pair of boots. I was about ready to die. And they took their sweet time in there too.
Me: That's because when a girl decides she needs to use the bathroom, she goes into the stall, uses the bathroom, unfolds the appropriately amount of toilet paper while she is using the toilet, and then leaves shortly after arriving. When a boy goes to the bathroom it is because he thinks he might possibly be able to use the toilet. Then he goes in there. Grunts on the seat for 13 minutes. Realizes that nothing has happened yet, but at this point he's really convinced something will happen. So he grunts for another 32 minutes before finally he is done. It is only at this point 41 minutes after entering the bathroom that he realizes there is no toilet paper.
Martin: That's not even fair! That's because we have bigger things to push out. You think having a baby is hard? Pshht. Try doing that everyday!
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