On The Count of Three

*Alex walks into my apartment at 8:45PM*

Alex: Where's Aubrey?
Me: She's in bed.
Alex: (starts walking to her bedroom) Let me just see if she's still awake.
Me: No! Do not go in there. Alex! No! ONE!....
Alex: I think she's asleep. Ok, I'm going home.

Alex: And by the way, I really like that you tried to count to three with me. What exactly were you going to do when you got to three. That might work with Aubrey but I'm not a little kid. Are you going to spank me? Counting to three doesn't work.