I spent last weekend in Texas with Ingrid. Hanging out with her, having an amazing weekend, and finally meeting all her friends that I basically feel like I know due to the mass amount of stories I have heard about each and every one of them from Ingrid. Needless to say, It was an absolutely amazing trip.
When I first arrived in Austin on Friday around noon. After getting some lunch, Ingrid and I decided to head to Lake Travis, catch some rays, do a little reading and just relax for a few hours in the afternoon.
While there are a couple of different tourist destinations around Lake Travis, we decided to check out Hippie Hollow. Interesting name.
As we begin to pull into Hippie Hollow, the park ranger takes it upon himself to inform of just exactly what we are getting into.
Ranger: So. You understand that it is clothing optional beyond this point right.
Ingrid: Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's fine. No problem.
Ranger: Ok. Well, if you see anyone acting extra weird out there, here is a number you can call and we'll send someone out to take care of the issue.
...as we pull away
Ingrid: Ok, so I had no idea this was a nude beach.
Then, in the parking lot we witnessed our first old man changing.
Turns out Hippie Hollow was less of a nude beach and more of a nude trail with some rocks along the water. We opted to stay in our clothes and lay out on blankets reading on the rocks along the water. On the other side of the tree we watched an older man drinking a beer buck naked. The only observation I could really think to make was, "well, you can tell that he hasn't really gone in the water or anything."
As we were leaving another old man in a mesh speedo was disappointed to see us leave.
Hey, where are you going girls? The party's just getting started!
Oh, culture!
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