Scene: Sunday evening
Time: circa 7:30
I've just finished giving Aubrey a bath and am standing with her bundled up in a towel pressed against my stomach and looking in the mirror.
Me: Who is that? Is that you? Is that you, Aubrey? etc. etc. The conversation goes something along those lines.
Suddenly, there seems to be a lot of water dripping onto the ground.
Hmm. That is weird I wonder why she is dripping so much, I just dried her off.
I pull her away from me.
Me: Oh my god. Martin! Aubrey just peed all over my stomach!
Martin: starts laughing hysterically. Well, water will do that.
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