A few weeks ago, Aubrey was having difficulty pooping. Yes, I realize this is possibly too much information but she’s one, it’s not like I’m talking about my own bowel problems. I was trying to research what we could give her to make the process easier and less painful. Shortly after this, Martin was searching the internet on my cellphone and noticed some previous google searches I had recently typed.
Martin: Food that make poop soft?
Martin: That’s what you searched; foods that make poop soft. I think the term you were looking for is pediatric stool softeners.
Me: Oh, yeah. That sounds a lot better.
And by the way, searching pediatric stool softeners yielded much better results.