Me: What are you doing?
Martin: Putting an apron on.
Me: Yes, but why?
Martin: I just want to look helpful and I think I’ll really look like I’m doing something important with this apron on
Upon returning home from helping out at our church dinner on Saturday night, Martin and I settled down to watch the presidential candidate debate:
Martin: Do you remember that night on our honeymoon when we got drunk in the hotel bar and then watched the presidential debate in the room
Martin: Were you just thinking about that?
Ok. Maybe we’ve acted like an old couple for a while now.