Sitting on the couch with my two lovely daughters, Aubrey hands me some sort of indistinguishable "dirt". I take the dirt, say ew, and throw it in the kitchen garbage. I return and watch as Aubrey picks her nose and hands me the booger.
Me: Aubrey, are you picking your nose and giving me the boogers?
Aubrey: Yeah. That's gross, mom.
You are correct. That is gross.