Please Don't Be Like This

My first night in Nashville, conincided with a fellow TFAer, Jason's Bachelor Party. So Caton and Paulette were really excited to make sure he had a great night. On the way home from the airport we stopped at Walgreens to pick up a white t-shirt and markers to write on the shirt. They conveniently had a display of t-shirts with colored markers right up by the front. That was enough of a sign for Caton who exclaimed, It's like they made this display for us!  Then we went back to Caton's house to decorate the shirt and write our own pieces of wisdom before heading out so everyone could write on the shirt during Jason's Last Stand of Insanity!!!

But when we got to the bar, Jason was there with his fiance. And some of her friends. And no one was really drinking. And it became clear very quickly that Jason's Last Stand was not going to be insane. at all. And the incredible candy necklace that Paulette had brought for people to eat bites off of, went back into my purse. Because it wasn't worth wasting on this night. I was acting the most drunk of anyone there and accidently punched two girls in the face while telling a story and then spilled a cup of ice all over the floor.

So we decided to head to another bar and leave the bachelor party behind.

So, anyone, here is my advice. If you're not married yet, when you do get married.

Have a bachelor or bachelorette party.
Don't have them together
Get drunk.

Take it from someone who is married. There will be plenty of amazing opportunities to get drunk together in the future. But two nights before you wedding is the last time you're going to be drunk and single so just have fun with your friends.