Last weekend we went out for pizza with my family. It was a little chilly at night so Aubrey wore pants (and clothes in general) for the first time in a while. The tracksuit really made her look like a pimp.
I mean, look at those eyes. I swear she's saying, give me my money, bitch.
Oh, and another great conversation and exhibition of Martin's math skills.
Martin: Here's your change. It's five cents.
Uncle Andy: Five cents? That's it
Martin: Yep. That's it. But that sure is a shiny dime!
Me: That's a nickel. Man, you really are bad at math.
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