Me: How does my hair look?
Martin: It looks good.
Me: Which earrings do you like better?
Martin: You know, in movies you always see married couples having to answer questions like this. And I thought it was just a movie thing. But I've found out it's the real deal.
Me: Are you peeing in a suit? We just walked out of the apartment why didn't you go in there.
Martin: (continuing to pee by the side of his truck) I want to make sure I don't have to go at the wedding.
Me: Movies didn't prepare me for that type of married behavior.