Me: Well, if we're going to watch Saturday Night Live, I'm going to have a Diet Pepsi Wild Cherry!
Martin: Oh yeah, I see you have another crazy night planned. I'm going to take my pants off if we're going to watch tv.
Me: Well, I'm going to take my bra off.
Martin: That's a strange choice, 'I'm going to go under two other layers to take off this one article of clothing'
Martin and I having a conversation about one-night stands.
Martin: Look, I know what you're trying to do here and I don't regret any decisions I've made in my life. I just had to screw a lot fewer people before I found the one I wanted to screw forever.
Martin: And, if that's not quotable I don't know what is!
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