Chrissy: What??? No, you know, bottom's up - it's a drinking expression - like Bottom's Up! Lift your bottle and drink it!
Me: Ohhhh! Wow! Didn't even think of that one.
Anyway, the entire experience reminded me of the Seinfeld Episode where Kramer gets sent the wrong license plates of a proctologist, ASSMAN
Gotta love Kramer!