Yes, I Work In A Grocery Store.

Judging by the looks of my refrigerator, you would never guess that I work in a grocery store. But the problem lies in the fact that, because I work in a grocery store, I can get what I need any day and it's always easier to put that day off until tomorrow.

Fast forward that mentality through two weeks and this is what you get:

20 beers plus a speciality beer in a wine bottle (none of which I can drink)
3 jars of pickles plus a jar of relish (because, really, can you ever have enough pickles?)
A massive amount of condiments and salad dressings (and no greenery to serve them on)
A lemon (because this has quickly become a pregnancy must have)
Swiss Cheese (but,alas, no bread for a complete sandwich)
Hummus (but nothing to dip in it)
And Eggs (which it's important to point out are only there because eggs were needed at the last minute in a recipe and required me to run to the nearest convenience store)

Hopefully your refrigerator looks better than mine!